🚨🥴💸 Hold up, fam! The BOOM BOOM ZONE just dropped a $3M bag on phone-hacking tech, and it's not from a Hollywood blockbuster, it's from ICE! Yeah, you heard that right. 💀 Homeland Security Investigations just decided they needed a little extra help with their deportation fiesta, so they've signed up with Magnet Forensics for some spicy phone-unlocking sauce. Y'all know they're about to make it rain like it's a TikTok dance challenge. 💃💰 Check out the **“WHEN THE ICE UNIT GETS NEW TECH”** meme template that will surely be born from this chaos! 🥵 🍟 **Fake Leaked Chat Between ICE Agents**: Agent 1: "So we got that new phone-hacking tech…" Agent 2: "Bro, does that come with a free trial for human rights violations?" 😳 Agent 1: "Only if you sign the waiver... duh." 📝🤡 Drake is out here pointing in two different directions! 🎤 On one side, it's like, “Go ahead and break into those phones, fam.” And on the other side, it’s like, “Bro, this is CRINGE.” 🥴🔥 But y’all know what’s coming next? They're gonna start charging these immigrants for their own phone unlocks -- it’s about to be *STONKS* in the most dystopian way possible! 🚀🌌💀 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all have chips in our brains to bypass this nonsense 🤔 And everyone will be like, "What’s a phone even?" 😱😱💥