🚨BREAKING: Salesforce Just Went Full *Big Brother* Mode with ICE🚨💀 So, buckle up, fam, because this just dropped like it’s hot 🔥: Salesforce decided that the best way to use their AI tech is to help ICE hire **10,000 more officers**. That's right! Instead of fixing their glitchy CRM software, they’re trying to triple an agency known for, uh, doing some *questionable things* 🤡 Internal docs show that Salesforce is like, “Yo, let’s use our AI to supercharge your staffing.” Meanwhile, we’re all sitting here like, “is this a dystopian movie or what?” 🤔💼💰 Imagine the pitch meeting: **Salesforce Dev**: "Imagine an AI that recruits better than Tinder!" **ICE Exec**: “Based, let’s draft up that funding!” **Salesforce Dev**: “Stonks rising, baby! 📈🙌” I mean, if hiring 10K new officers isn’t cringe enough, the fact that they think AI will solve everything is *peak cope* 😬. Meanwhile, I’m over here still waiting for AI to fix my grocery shopping disasters! 🥴 So, here’s the hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be reporting to our AI overlords while ICE becomes the *ultimate* Netflix drama. Grab your popcorn and buckle up... THIS IS FINE 😱🚀