🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Skynet of Deportation is here, and it’s powered by tech that would make even the Terminator be like, “YIKES!” 😳🤖💀💔 So, who's behind this sci-fi nightmare? You guessed it—our favorite bureaucratic overlords at ICE. They dropped the “people are streaming” for “people are fleeing” with some spicy, no cap, dystopian tech! 💀🔥 Let’s break it down: while you’re scrolling through TikTok, ICE is out here using facial recognition tech to turn "I’ll be back" into "I’ll be deported!" 👀💼 Stonks are up for surveillance but down for human dignity, fam. 🥴📉 And get this—there’s forensic phone hacking involved. Like, "Hey bro, you mind if I rummage through your texts while you're just trying to send memes?" 🤳💀🤡 One dev said, "We just wanted to catch cheaters, but now it's a whole other game," 🤯—dat man's galaxy brainin’ on the casualness of data misuse. In the end, the real winner here? The vultures trying to profit off fear! Alarms should be going off, but instead we're all like, "This is fine" ☕🔥. *takes deep breath* My hot take? Next, they’ll be using AI to provide “real-time deportation updates” in the style of Netflix notifications! Stay tuned for your new streaming service: *DHS+* 📺💩. Share this mess for the giggles and let's roast this tech nightmare together! 🚀💰🔥