🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ICE AGE: SELF-PROPELLING ICE DISC TECHNOLOGY! ❄️🤯 Hold onto your fridges, fam! Scientists have officially made ice discs the latest athletes in the Frozen Olympics, launching themselves like rockets across metal surfaces—yes, you heard that right! 🚀💨 Apparently, Virginia Tech’s *Dr. Jonathan Boreyko* got tired of the usual boring lab rats and decided to turn iced tea into some ice-cold tech magic! 🥶✨ According to the new paper in the journal *“How Did We Even Get Here?”* (totally a real thing), these ice discs are utilizing something called the *Leidenfrost effect*. Basically, they float like a penguin on ice skates while pulling off some wild moves on metal! 🤡💃 “Yeah, bro, I just wanna see these ice discs battle each other in a 1v1 showdown, ‘Ice Age Style’!” - *Imaginary Boreyko quote* 🥴🔥 But like, what’s next? Ice scooters? Ice rollercoasters? I can already hear the pitch for Ice DAO staking! 💰❄️ Prediction: In 3 years, you'll be buying your *“Slingshot Ice Disc” NFT* and sharing your sick tricks on TikTok. Stonks? More like ICE-stonks! 💸🧊 Don’t sleep on this! 🔥🔥 Stay frosty, tech nerds! 🔥🔥