🚨BREAKING NEWS: ICE is NOT filling their fridge with WW3 🔥🤖 So grab your tinfoil hats, fam, because rumor has it that ICE dropped a cool $61k 💰💀 on some *cough* “guided missile warheads” – and we’re NOT talking about your grandma’s holiday fireworks! 🎆 But wait… like a bad meme, turns out it was just a typo! 🤡 A source close to the situation (aka my mom when I asked her about it) said: “They entered the wrong code, like my cat trying to log into my Netflix. This is fine.” 🐱📺 But let’s take a moment to appreciate the absolute chaos here. 😂 Imagine the Board Meeting: “Ummm, why do we have a line item for missile warheads? Just trying to flex the budget? Stonks?” 📈💥 This could be the new “distracted boyfriend” meme, featuring ICE contemplating *border control* versus *nuclear capabilities*. 🤔🔥 Talk about cringe! Just admit it, fam, the real flex is investing in avocado toast or, I don’t know, literally anything else! 🥑👀 🔥👽🌌 *Hot Take Alert*: Next thing you know, ICE is gonna branch out into missile defense systems just to compete with UPS logistics! Brace yourselves, Earth! 🚀💥💀