🚨💥 BIG TECHY CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 So, just when you thought your social media scroll was all about cat videos and “which avocado toast best represents your personality” quizzes, enter the U.S. ICE SURVEILLANCE TEAM 🤖🔍! Yup, you read that right! 🥴 The same folks who brought you the “whack-a-mole” approach to immigration are now leveling up their meme game to track down suspects on social media. 💀 📜 *Leaked email from an ICE developer*: “Yo, we’re basically making a real-life version of ‘Where’s Waldo’ but with actual criminals. 🤡 But instead of excitement, it’s just us at 3 AM scrolling through TikToks like a high-functioning detective.” Now they’re hiring a *whole squad* of 12 full-timers to become social media sleuths. If your bio says “living my best life” and ICE starts tracking you for being too chill, just remember: you signed up for this chaos. 💰😱 Looking for leads on their Top 10 most wanted? They think they can do it faster than I can decide which TikTok dance to bust out at a wedding. 😂🔥 🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all need mood rings that say “ICE is watching” whenever we go live. No cap? TRUTH. 💀👀 Share this if your DMs aren’t safe from federal agents! ✌️😜