🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: IBM just pulled a "This is fine" meme on the stock market. Investors are served a hot plate of disappointment with a side of "I’m not mad, just disappointed." 🍽️💔 So, check it: IBM's earnings came out, and it was like "Surprise! We're AI geniuses!" 🤖✨ But wait—plot twist! Their software growth couldn't even flex like the minions in an epic meme montage. 💀📉 Investors were like Drake pointing left when the revenue didn’t hit the stonks level everyone expected. 💸➡️🚫💰🛑 (Drake approves of anything that makes him richer, so this is a huge yikes.) And some poor IBM devs are leaking like “Our AI can write Shakespeare, but our software revenue growth is like that one friend who always ghosts you. Like, fr fr. 🥴👻” This one dude at the water cooler was like, "Maybe if we threw in more buzzwords and meme jargon, people would rally?" 💭💥🔥 Prediction? Next quarter, they’ll be selling ‘Artificial Intelligence Butthead Edition’ just to get those numbers UP! 🚀💪💥 Get ready for the meme-fueled comeback or prepare for an absolute crash, fam. Either way, buckle up—it’s gonna be WILD! 😂💎