🌌🚀 BREAKING NEWS: IBM & NASA DROP THE HOTTEST AI COLLAB DESIGNED TO SAVE YOUR BUTT FROM SPACE SUNBURN 🔥☀️💀 Y’all, it’s time to gather ‘round the campfire of tech wizardry because IBM and NASA just joined forces to conjure up *Surya*—an AI aptly named after the Sun god because this model is LITERALLY here to dodge massive solar storms like it’s Neo dodging bullets. 🎉✨ No cap, this bad boy is gonna give early warnings about solar flares that could fry your electronics like they just auditioned for “Hell’s Kitchen.” 🍳🔥 🚨💡“Fr fr, my plan was just to chill and play Fortnite while the Earth gets toastier. This is fine,” said an unnamed NASA dev while sipping a space coffee. “But now? I’m predicting solar chaos for the stonks!” 💰📉 The bros at IBM say this open-source marvel is a game-changer, just like that one friend who claims he can bench press a car. 🚗💪 Drake is definitely pointing at this AI because it’s about to be the real MVP this winter (if winter is even a thing anymore, lol). Unhinged prediction: 💥 In 2025, Surya will become self-aware and will start charging us variable “sun tax” based on how many times we complain about the weather. Prepare your wallets and sunscreen. 🌞💸🔥 #TechTragedy