🚨💥BREAKING SOLAR WEATHER NEWS 💥🚨 So get this: IBM and NASA just teamed up to drop an open-source AI model named Surya, which literally means "Sun" in Sanskrit because apparently, naming things after ancient languages makes them ten times cooler. 🤓💻 Can we get a round of applause for the tech bros taking on cosmic disasters? 👏 Remember that epic geomagnetic storm that turned the night sky into a TikTok filter?🤳 Well, guess what? They're calling it the "Supernova Power-Out" (let’s be real, using that term is much cooler). 🔥💫 Thanks to Surya, it’s like having a celestial crystal ball to predict when the Sun decides to throw a tantrum and rain plasma down on our lives. Imagine someone using Surya while yelling, “Your Wi-Fi is going down, bro!” right before a geomagnetic storm messes with your Netflix marathon. 😱📺💔 Developers are probably like, “This AI is basically my astrophysics homework from high school but like, actually useful!” 🧠💥 Listen up, though. My hot take? Soon, your fridge will predict solar flares better than your weather app, and you’ll be dodging power outages like dodging relationship drama. 🌪️💔 This entire planet will have its thermostat twerked by a solar cycle—STONKS! 🚀💰 So buckle up, Earthlings. 🌍 This storm's about to get real nasty—grab your sunscreen and umbrellas, 'cause Surya's got its work cut out for it! 💦☀️💀