🚨💔 BREAKING: IBM is dropping the smallest AI models since your sibling's first attempt at baking cookies! 🍪💥 Introducing Granite 4 Nano – because who needs large models when you can have pocket-sized AI that could probably fit in your grandma's purse? 👜💀 These little nuggets of code are strutting onto mobile devices and browsers like they own the place, flexing “extremely high performance for size.” No ID required, for real. 😂 You know what they say: “If it ain't in the cloud, it's in the ground!” Well, IBM just took it down to Earth! 🌎🚀 Here’s a leaked convo between imaginary developers: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Dude, how small are these models?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Like, I could fit it in my lunchbox.” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “No cap, let’s charge it up with a whole avalanche of stonks.” 📈💰 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “But what if it just becomes the next cringe fad?” 🤡 But let’s be real – it’s either revolutionizing mobile AI with these pint-sized wonders or we’re just baiting people into more cringe TikTok filters. This is fine. 🔥 🚨 HOT TAKE: The Granite 4 Nano will spark a new trend where AIs are served like tapas – small, delicious, and you’ll end up with a full meal of overpriced code. You heard it here first! 🍽️👽 #GoblinModeAI