🚨💥🔥 BREAKING: IBM Unleashes Granite 4.0 and Nobody Knows Why! 🪨 🤖💔 So, Big Blue just dropped a new open-source LLM called Granite 4.0, claiming it’s the “enterprise-ready” king of AI! 👑 But like, fr fr, are we really hyped for an LLM with RAM that’s softer than a marshmallow? 😱😵‍💫 💾💾 They say it uses significantly less RAM than other LLMs—YAWN, bro, I thought we were past this! 😂🤣 At this point, I’d rather dive into the Costco-sized cheese puffs of doom than wrap my head around “hybrid architecture.” Drake’s pointing meme: "Yes, Granite... No, architecture!" 📉🤷‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: “We decided to call it 'Granite' because our coding experience was rock-solid... or maybe just rock-bottom.” 💀🔍 Meanwhile, enterprises are out here like “This is fine,” sitting on their piles of outdated tech, while stonks are tanking faster than my will to live after reading this update. 📈⬇️ My hot take? In 2050, IBM will be selling Granite-themed workout equipment. “Get shredded with your AI!” 😜💪🚀 So, brace yourselves for the revolution that’s basically a very well-dressed pebble. Share this chaos, fam! 🤡💰💥