🚨💥BREAKING NEWS from the Time Capsule of Tech 🎉: IBM just dropped Granite 4.0 Nano AI models, and they’re smaller than my hopes and dreams, fam! 💔🤡 Say goodbye to models that are basically the size of an elephant 🍆🔌—IBM is over here flexing with models that fit in your *BROWSER*! Yes, you heard that right. No more cloud drama! ☁️👋 Imagine running a 350M parameter model on your trusty dusty laptop. That's right, Karen, no need to upgrade your toaster to a Tesla. 🚀🔧 The only upgrade you need is to finally change that 1995 wallpaper on your desktop. But wait, there’s more! The 1.5B models demand a GPU like it’s auditioning for a Marvel movie. 💪🎬 Or just use some Linux wizardry because hey, why not? 🧙‍♂️ “In the future, we will all run AI models on our grandma's old PC!” – probably said by some dev named Chad in a dark corner of GitHub. So, IBM is low-key saying that size doesn’t matter, my dudes. All you need is good ol’ efficiency and some casual RAM. This is either the dawn of a tech renaissance 🌅 or the final scene of a cringe-fest. 🤦‍♂️💀 💥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll just have AIs that fit inside our cereal boxes, guiding us on how to pour milk like stonks! 📈🥛🥣😱