🎉💀 BREAKING: IBM Unleashes Granite 4 - The Transformer That Could! 🚀🤖 Hold onto your keyboards, because IBM just dropped the hottest new language model since that one time your friend called you "based" for using plain text! 🤡🔥 Enter **Granite 4**, the *Mamba-Transformer* models that are apparently smarter than your average college student 🧠💔. These bad boys range from 3 billion to a whopping 32 billion parameters — like, who even needs that much brainpower? 🤯💰 But wait, there's more! IBM says they’ll outshine their rivals while eating less memory. No cap, that's like declaring “this is fine” while your fridge is on a diet! 🍽️🌈 👉 "The Granite 4 models are thinner, faster, and better at understanding your memes than your high school English teacher," said an imaginary developer named “Bob,” who just got out of his basement. 😂💾 And what’s up with the name? Granite 4? Sounds like a mineral not even the Kardashians would adopt. It’s still 2023; we want names that slap harder than Drake! 🎤👑 Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, this model will be teaching us how to make TikToks while Kumail Nanjiani narrates its life story! 🌌🎥 Share if you're ready for Granite 4 to break the internet! 🔥🤖💯