💥🎉 BREAKING: IBM and AMD are jumping on the quantum train like a kid on a sugar high after discovering an endless supply of candy🍬! 🚂💨 💔💔 Once upon a time, these tech giants were the kings 🤴👑 of the block, but now they're like that friend who still uses a flip phone 📞 in 2023—just sad. 😂 IBM and AMD, after getting *totally roasted* in the generative AI game, are switching gears to quantum. That's right, we're talking about the “what if” of computing! Quantum got us looking like *stonks* 💹, but also wishing we could just have a few more GPUs instead. 👀👀 Imagine these quantum chips sitting on the shelf doing nothing while AI continues to steal everyone's jobs and attention! I mean, come on, IBM's been trying to make quantum happen since, like, the dawn of time 🌌 and yet here we are, still asking, “Is it on?” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, in a leaked developer chat, one coder said: “We thought generative AI was the future, but maybe it’s just a phase, like my emo phase in high school.” 💔✨ So here’s my unhinged hot take: in 2040, we’ll be using quantum computers to generate *real-life* cat memes and discover which one of our coworkers ghosted us in the group chat. Mark my words! 🐱✨🔥 #QuantumIsTheNewCringe