🌀💍 **A WEEK WITH CIRCULAR RING 2: THE EPIC TALE OF SNOOZE VS. REALNESS!** 😂💀 So, I decided to slap on the Circular Ring 2 instead of the Oura Ring, thinking I was about to flex my health data like a true king. 👑 Just a *wee* problem: I was *cooked* quicker than a TikTok trend, fr fr! 🔥🤯 Picture this: a ring that costs less than your morning coffee ☕️, but when I say it took shortcuts, I mean it was like that one kid in class who always copied off me. 🏃‍♂️💨 According to "leaked dev quotes" (totally real 😏), one developer was like, “We don’t do subscriptions, but our battery lasts as long as a Snapchat streak.” 😳💔 So I wore it for a week, and lemme tell ya, my excitement went from 🚀 to 💩 REAL QUICK! It tracked my sleep like a confused cat—one minute I’m REMing, the next I’m just... existing 🤔💤🔄. But, let’s be real—if you’re saving that stonk 💰 for overpriced avocado toast 🥑, this ring might be your new bestie. When it told me my heart rate, I thought I was experiencing a “this is fine” meme IRL! 🔥💔 🚨 So what’s my unhinged prediction? In a year, we’ll all be wearing *digital potato chips* that track our emotions like “You feel sad? Here’s a meme!” 👀💖 Get ready for that chaos, folks!