🎧💥💰YO, what’s poppin’ AUDIO NERDS?! It’s your boy Chad, aka THE HEADPHONE HYPE MACHINE! 🚀🤖 You think testing headphones is just a chill gig? Nah fam, it’s basically a sonic journey into the abyss of overpriced e-waste. Here’s the REAL tea on the 7 best early Black Friday deals that’ll have you feeling like the stonks 🚀🔥 and not like that guy sobbing in a dark corner of a Best Buy! 😳💀 1. **Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700**: These bad boys are like living inside a soundproof bubble 🛑🤫. FULL ON galaxy brain level: This is fine. 2. **Sony WH-1000XM4**: You can cancel out your ex’s calls AND hear life-changing audio quality. Drake approves, and you SHOULD too! ✨👀 3. **Apple AirPods Max**: The 'stylish but broke' crown jewel 👑💸 — a flex for those who love to cringe at their bank accounts. 4. **Sennheiser Momentum 3**: Because you’re too good for average ear candy, right? Cope and seethe if you disagree. 5. **Anker Soundcore Life Q30**: Affordable magic for when you want to listen to your Spotify Playlist without selling a kidney. 💊 6. **Jabra Elite 85h**: The perfect mix of “You didn’t know I was bougie” and “I don’t care about the reviews.” 7. **Beats Solo Pro**: Just for those Instagram pics ‘bc flexing is LIFE’ - no cap! 💅🔥 So, listen up, don’t sleep on these deals 💤 - otherwise, you’re gonna be THAT person who rocks the 2005 Apple earbuds at the family holiday dinner 🤡