🐔🦃🎉 Buckle up, fam, because we’re diving headfirst into the turkey-shaped void known as meal kits! Yes, that's right! I tried to cook an entire Thanksgiving feast using just BLUE APRON meal kits! ‘Cause why stress and cry in the kitchen when you can just PAY MORE for the privilege? 💸👀 🤔 So there I was, mixing, measuring, and trying not to set my kitchen on fire (still waiting for that kitchen insurance check, Blue Apron, no cap). Would this be a #ThanksgivingGoals moment, or just a descent into the dreaded "this is fine" meme? 😱🔥 Spoiler alert: I survived! 🥣 PLATE UP! The mashed potatoes tasted like fluffy clouds of dopamine 🍽️, the green beans were fresh AF, but the turkey was so sad, it needed a therapist. Like, bro, do you even roast? 🤷‍♂️💔 Someone in their dev team must have said, “Let’s package disappointment and call it ‘home-cooked!’” Y'all need to STONK those recipe cards, because what I got was the culinary equivalent of Drake pointing. 😩🚀 💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, people will just microwave turkey-flavored Soylent and call it “Thanks-giving,” and honestly? I might just be *here for it* 🤖💰! Buckle up for the future, it’s gonna be WILD! 🌪️🔥 #MealKitMadness