🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Apple is back at it again – but this time, they’re dropping more iPhones than your ex drops excuses 💔📱! Y’all ready for the iPhone 17 saga? Buckle up, because it's a wild ride! 🚀🔥 So, picture this: the glorious iPhone 17 lineup, featuring the base model, the Pro, the even more Pro, and wait for it... the iPhone Air (for those who want iCloud but with a side of cardio 🤡). Do I sound excited? That's 'cause I'm not! Every time Apple drops a new phone, I feel like I'm preparing for a tech-themed Hunger Games 🎮🏹. "May the battery longevity be ever in your favor!" 😩🍏 Here's the tea: if you're still deciding between these models, you might need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: Are you buying a new phone or a new personality? NO CAP! 😤💪💰 💬 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We just redesigned the Pro models to look like they're wearing oversized sunglasses at a tech festival because aesthetics over functionality, amirite? 🤷‍♂️” So here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2025, Apple will release a phone that’s literally just a mirror. "Selfie mode, activated!" 💀📸 Share this if you’re just as baffled by Apple’s choices as I am! 🤖✨ #iDon’tThinkSo