🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: I Tried Out the New Google Pixel 10's AI Features and, Boy, Is It a Wild Ride! 🤡🔥 🌌 So, I just dove headfirst into the Google Pixel 10 like it’s the new hottest drop of the year, and lemme tell you, it’s giving me SERIOUS mixed signals. 🤔💔 Like, this phone is looking like that one friend who promises you stonks 💰 but only serves *cringe* when you ask for advice! The NEW verbal photo editing? Okay, Google, I get it. You’re trying to transform my goofy selfies into Picasso paintings, but how about you just take out the double chin first? 😅 *Imaginary Developer Quote* from a “source” in the Google dev team: “We put the ‘AI’ in *why_did_you_do_this.png*.” 🤖💀 And let's talk about the "AI Assistant" - more like Awkward Interaction Assistant, amirite? 😬💀 This thing can barely keep up with my chaotic energy! It hears “set a reminder” and thinks I said “remind me of my existential dread.” 🙃 But WAIT – in a galaxy brain twist, these features might actually be GOOD if you’re living in a dystopian future where you need a robot to save you from your own bad selfies. 🔥🔥🔥 Calling it NOW: By 2025, Google will unleash Pixel 20 and it’ll literally read your mind while serving you overpriced lattes in a hologram. Don’t @ me! 🚀👽