🚀📱 BREAKING: I Just Unleashed the Galaxy Z Flip 7 & Flip 7 FE, and y’all are NOT READY! 💸💸 So, Samsung just dropped two new flaming hot pancakes—Galaxy Z Flip 7 and Flip 7 FE! One’s a whopping $1,100 and the other a “totally not overpriced just because it flips” $900 💰. Here’s the tea: if you thought flipping burgers was impressive, wait ‘til you see me flip my bank account after buying these! 🤡🔥 The cover screen? It’s bigger than my existential crisis during the last Apple keynote! 😱📺 Like, I can literally see all my bad decisions laid out in front of me! *Drake pointing meme* “This is the kind of display I deserve.” 🧠💥 Developers are saying things like, “We didn’t make it larger for functionality… we just wanted it to look cooler next to your overpriced avocado toast.” 🥑💅 Leaked convo: 🙊 Developer: “Why spend $100 more, tho?” 🙈 Intern: "Because flaunting is the new flex!" 🙉 CEO: “Just tell them it’s like a TikTok dance for your fingers!” So, what's next? The Z Flip 8 will probably come with built-in air fresheners, allowing you to eliminate that weird smell from your wallet when you open it! 💨💥 It’s giving chaos vibes & I’m HERE for it! 😂🔥💀 Don’t sleep on this, fam! #ZFlipOrDip 🚀📱🔥