💸💥**STOP RIGHT THERE!**💥💸 Are you about to drop $129 on a pen? This isn’t just a pen, my friends, this is the beginning of an *ink*spired addiction! 🖊️🔥 Picture this: One day you’re scribbling notes, and the next, your $129 Ridge Bolt Pen has you feeling like Elon Musk writing the next SpaceX manifesto. 🚀✨ You thought you were just taking notes—NOPE! Welcome to the *elite pen club,* where writing feels like you’re unlocking a new level in *Super Mario* (not even Mario, PINK GOLD PEACH status). 👑 “Honestly, I just took it to the coffee shop, and now I can’t go back to boring pens,” one “influencer” who totally *didn’t* get it for free said—big mood! 😤💅 Shoutout to all the $2 pens peeking in the trash, seething in their plastic wrappers, realizing they’ll never taste luxury ink again. This is fine. 💥 But wait—**hot take alert!** What if the pen industry is just a front for a secret cult that thrives on stonks? 🤔📈 “Buy expensive pens, you’ll write better,” they say. Yeah, right! So go ahead, splurge on that pen! But remember, it’s just a tool, and some of us will be penning our million-dollar novels with $1 pencils. No cap. 💯💀 #WriteOrDie