🚨💥 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! The iPhone 17 squad just dropped and it's got more versions than my ex's excuses for ghosting me! 👻💔 Introducing the iPhone 17, iPhone Air, 17 Pro, and the 17 Pro Max—because why decide when you can overpay for *four* different flavors of the same solid-state potato? 🥔💸 ✨ Let's break it down like a bad TikTok dance challenge: - **iPhone 17**: Basic. Even your grandma might give it a side-eye. 🤭 - **iPhone Air**: Oooo, they went all Thin Mint on this! But no cap, it's practically just an iPhone wearing a crop top. 💁‍♂️✨ - **17 Pro**: The “You’re going to regret this purchase” model. Size matters, but so do the bills, fam! 🏦 - **17 Pro Max**: The only thing Max about this is your credit card bill! Cha-ching! 💳💥 🤖 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We finally found a way to sell you the same phone for the fifth year in a row—using different numbers! Genius, right?” So, what's the hot take? If you ain't buying the Pro Max, are you even *trying* to flex? 🤷‍♂️💀 I predict we'll soon get an iPhone "Still Works But Kinda Sucks," and that’ll be the ultimate buzzkill! 🚀🔥 LET'S GO! 🥳💥 #BasedOrCringe #iPhoneWars