🧑‍🍳✨ SO, I took a deep dive INTO THE KITCHEN ABYSS 🕳️ and asked pro chefs, “What’s the biggest kitchen oof?” Turns out, home cooks are out here committing culinary CRIMES! 🚨💀 Here’s the tea 🍵, fam: 1. **Not Reading the Recipe** 📖: Like, you wouldn’t jump off a plane without a parachute 🌌✈️, so why dive into the kitchen without a game plan? Drake’s pointing meme at all the lost souls fumbling with flour. 😂 2. **Using Dull Knives** 🔪: This ain’t a horror movie 🎬! Wrap your mind 🧠 around it: a dull knife is a ticket to a trip to the ER! 🤕 Just ask the chef who said, "My knife is as dull as my ex’s personality." 😂 3. **Skipping the Prep** 🥕: Like, bro, you can’t just throw some chicken in a pan and call it gourmet. This ain’t a TikTok hack, okay? Let me hit you with a “this is fine” meme as you burn your dinner! 🔥💔 *“Fr fr, the only thing worse than your burnt toast is your life choices,”* said a chef who may or may not have been too honest. 🤭💔 In conclusion, if you keep making these blunders, your kitchen's gonna look like a war zone 🎖️. My prediction? Eventually, we’ll all just order AI-cooked meals, and eating a hot dog will become a privileged experience! 🌭🚀 #BasedButCringe