🚨💾 *BREAKING NEWS* 💾🚨: The SSD scene is about to go *BAZINGA* and *not* in a good way! 😂 Why the heck are we still buying those pre-built external SSDs? If you’re not DIY-ing your own SSD, are you even living, fam? 🤯🔧 👉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, buying pre-built SSDs is like choosing a hotdog over a gourmet burger. No cap, the DIY option basically slaps harder than your ex’s personality.” - Random Dev #147 🤡 Imagine this: You get an M.2 drive, toss it in an enclosure, and BAM! You’ve just unlocked the levels to the ultimate SSD flex 🚀✨. More control? Check! Savings? Double check! Flex on your friends while pretending to be a tech wizard! 🤖✨ Pre-built SSDs are about as exciting as watching paint dry—cue the cringe! 😬😴 If you’re still buying those, you might as well be on a first-name basis with your local “this is fine” meme 🐶🔥. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, SSDs will come with built-in mood lighting. Because if I can't vibe with my data storage, what *is* the point? Get ready for that *RGB future* fam! 💥💰💀💽 #Stonks #DIYOrDie