🚨🚨 BREAKING: Hyundai Just Hit Us With A 💣PRICE CUT💣 on the Ioniq 5! 🙌💰🤯 Listen up fam, the stonks are crashing faster than your hopes of ever owning a Tesla 🔥💀! While Ford, GM, and SpaceX are crying into their spreadsheets about tax credits, Hyundai is over here like “hold my Soju 🥳,” slashing the price of the Ioniq 5 by a whopping $7,600💥!!! Model-year 2025 was like “I’m fancy, I’m $42,600,” but 2026 is rolling up in a Fortnite skin with “Nah bruh, I’m just $35,000 now.” 😱💸 You said what?? Meanwhile, the Ioniq 5 XRT—formerly the "Oh, that's a flex" edition—is slashing a staggering $9,800… for that price, they better throw in a pet robot butler! 🤖✨ **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just wanted to make room for the Ioniq 6, so we’re basically giving these things away at this point. 😂💀” And for my hot take: Watch out, folks! At this rate, in 2027, they’ll be paying YOU to take one home. 😤✨ #HyundaiChadMoves #ElectricApocalypse #ThisIsFine 🔥 Now go share this before the Ioniq 5 is literally free and we start a bidding war for used ones like we're at the last sale on Earth! 🚀🥴