Hyundai drops $2.7B in Georgia like ๐ธ๐ฅ after ICE tried to ghost them! What a plot twist! ๐ #DramaAlert ๐จ
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Hyundai is throwing $2.7 BILLION into a Georgia factory ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ธโ where the workers got snatched up by ICE like they're a limited-edition PS5! ๐คก๐ฅ That's right, folks, itโs the โWeโre Still Hereโ tour, sponsored by โThis Is Fineโ meme vibes. ๐ปโโ๏ธโจ So, while the raiders were out here serving up workplace drama like it was an episode of "Survivor: Automotive Edition," our boy Hyundai, CEO Jose Muรฑoz, was like โI sympathize with ya famโ ๐คโ but hit us with those new EVs! ๐๐จ Expect a whole battery-powered line-up coming in HOT by 2030, along with that classic gas-guzzling mid-sized pickup (cue Drake pointing meme). ๐ฅ๐ But letโs be real, investing in the US while dodging a raid feels like playing dodgeball with a narco in a spaghetti western. ๐ค ๐ Leaked Developer Quote: โIf theyโre raiding for workers, why not just raid our supply chain? Ain't nobody got time for that!โ ๐ค๐ฌ *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2035, Hyundai will announce the worldโs first *Fully Automated* ICE detention centerโbecause who needs labor when youโve got AI?๐ค๐ผ Buckle up, fam. The future is looking wild! ๐คช๐ #HyundaiStonks #ElectricChaos
