🎮💥 BREAKING: Hytale’s Price Tag is More Humble than Your Ex's Apology! 🚀💸 So, Hypixel Studios just dropped their “I’m sorry, we’re still working on it” price of $20 for Hytale, a game that’s basically Minecraft on a triple espresso and a sugar rush. ☕✨ They’re trying to hype up their return after snagging the rights back from Riot Games, like “hey we’re back, but like…barely” 💁‍♂️😂 In a shocking turn of events, co-founder Simon Collins-Laflamme was like, “Our game is unfinished and makes Windows ME look stable… so we’re charging $20. I mean, I’d charge you LESS, but my mom said I need to keep the lights on.” 🔦💀 Meanwhile, you can grab the “Supporter” edition for $35 or the “Cursebreaker” edition for SEVENTY DOLLARS, which is more than I pay for my internet in a year. 🚫📶 MFW I realize the game is probably gonna end up being a glorified tech demo:  😂🔥 🚨 Hot take: Hytale's gonna flop harder than Google Stadia, and we'll be left reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft updates while the Hypixel team is busy creating a "patch" for their own heartbreak. 😭💔 #ThisIsFine 🔥 Share if you think it's all a stonk or a big old cringe! 💯💯 #HytaleOrNah