🚨🤖 ATTENTION, MORTALS! Are we ready to live amongst the robots? 🤖🚨 Spoiler: No, we are NOT ready! 😱💀 So, peep this! 🕵️‍♂️ The Queen Bee of Tech-Whispering, Victoria Slivkoff (you know, the one with the mind like a galaxy brain 🧠✨), is hyped about AI ’cause apparently, it’s gonna save us ALL! 🙌 Riiiiight. You mean like how “smart” fridges save us from the evil of leftovers? 🍕🚫 The vision? Access for EVERYONE! 🌍💰 Because nothing screams equality like a robot making your coffee while you contemplate your life choices at 3 AM! ☕️😵‍💫 But remember folks, this is only the future until you spill your drink on a robot, and the warranty doesn’t cover “dumb human mistakes.” 😬💸 “AI reasoning is the new black,” said some dev in a dark room who hasn’t seen the sun in a year 👹. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to get my TikTok to stop buffering, ya feel? 📲🔥 **Prediction Alert 🚀**: In 5 years, we’re gonna have robots living rent-free in our heads, and the only currency will be TikTok views. *Stonks* going to the MOON! 🌙🚀 This is fine… right? 🙃🔥