🚗💥 **BREAKING: Humans Intervene Every 9 Minutes in AAA Test of Driver Assists — Is This a Safety Feature or a Safety FIASCO? 🤡🔥** 🦾 So here’s the tea, fam: advanced driver assistance systems (ADAS) are supposed to be the superhero sidekicks we never knew we needed — like Robin if he was a car that *actually* listened. 🦸‍♂️ But hold up! Turns out humans are hitting the brakes more than your grandma at a stop sign. It’s like every 9 MINUTES someone in the car is sippin’ their Red Bull and screaming “I’ve got this!” 🚨 “I thought the car would do my grocery shopping too! 😂,” said some poor developer. “Now it looks like I’m just here for moral support. My life is basically a TikTok meme.” 😩💀 And let’s talk about those *convenience features* that sound like they were invented by someone who forgot how to drive—adaptive cruise control and lane keeping? More like **“I’m-a-sleepy-pilot”** mode. No cap, who’s gonna take more naps behind the wheel when this tech is *so* unreliable? 🚀☕️ This is fine, though. 😂🔥 Watch out for the *final form* of these gadgets! I predict that by 2050, cars will refuse to start unless you accept their friend requests on TikTok. 🤖💰 #ADASFails #IoTNotSureIfItsSafe #DrakeMemeLevelDriving