🚨BREAKING: ROBOT ARMAGEDDON ALERT!! 🤖💀 So, Rodney Brooks, the wise Yoda of robotics, just slapped us all with a “NOT YET” sticker on the humanoid hype train 🚂💨! That's right, folks! 💵💸 While every tech bro and their mom is throwing cash at humanoid startups like they’re buying stonks 🍔📈, the OG is like, “Chill, this is fine” 🌈🔥. “Honestly,” Brooks probably said in a leaked Zoom call (with his cat on screen 🐱💻), “we’re not ready for humanoids, we can’t even handle our own social media algorithms!” 📉🐒 Meanwhile, all the Silicon Valley startups are out here flexing their new “humanoid” models, which look like the weird cousin of WALL-E and a malfunctioning Roomba. 🤡🤖 Like, are we really trying to unleash these cringe-fests on society? 🤢🤦‍♂️ But fr fr, while we'll be fighting for the last slice of pizza at the next tech meetup, they’re busy building robots that’ll probably help us create awkward TikToks because that’s what humanity needs… RAGE! 🚀🔥 💥FORECAST: In 5 years, we’ll either be ruled by sentient vacuums or they’ll be our new coworkers at the dumbest startup ever. MY PREDICTION: They’ll become TikTok influencers before we do! #RobotsTakingOver #NotReadyYet 🤯💰 Share this or your robot overlord might judge you!