🚨💔💫 *BREAKING: Human Design is the New Astrology, but Your Marriage Will File for Divorce* 💔🚨💫 Folks, it’s time to toss that boring horoscope and get ready to join the cult of Human Design 👽✨! Apparently, handing over your birthdate could unlock a whole new world of personality types that’ll have you questioning if your spouse is just your “not compatible” energy match from the stars 🌌💔. Imagine this: you’re vibing with your partner and then 🌪️ *BAM* 💥—you find out you’re a “4/6 Manifestor” and they’re a “1/3 Projector.” Suddenly, you’re Googling “How to emotionally support a Projector” instead of having dinner together 🍽️😱. And yo, I can just picture the leaked dev convo now: > *Dev 1:* “So, should we include a disclaimer that this may ruin marriages?” > *Dev 2:* “Nah, just add a ‘This is fine’ meme to the homepage.” 😂🔥 That’s right, people are getting REAL serious about their "sleeping arrangements" based on zodiac compatibility! To the stinky astrology app creators: welcome to the cringe zone 👀. 🔥💰 Prediction time: In 2024, Human Design will replace Tinder and all singles will start swiping on their “Defined Centers” instead of looks. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild cosmic ride! 🚀✨💅 #Stonks #HumanDesign #BasedOrCringe?