🔥🚀 BOOMER ALERT! HULU’S “KING OF THE HILL” IS BACK, Y'ALL! 🔥🚀 After 15 years of binge-watching the same four episodes on repeat, we get to see how much things have changed in suburban Texas 🤠✨. Spoiler: IT’S NOT FINE! This is the "Hank Hill reacts to modern-day Texas" we never knew we needed 🤡💀. So, here's the scoop: Hank’s been pumping propane in Saudi Arabia (stonks 💰📈), and now he's back where everything looks like a cringe TikTok filter 🌈. Imagine our good ol' boy grappling with gender-neutral bathrooms and rideshare apps while still trying to throw a "good ol' American BBQ"... 😳 *cue the chaos*! Meanwhile, Bobby's turned into a Dallas chef 🧑‍🍳 – because apparently TikTok told him to leave the 'ranch' life 🤭💀. And honestly, everyone in Arlen sounds like they joined a cult of influencers. LIKE, HOW MANY LIKES FOR HANK'S PROPANE-DRIVEN RANT ABOUT DATING APPS? 🤖🤔 💬 "Hank, I swear, if you call another Uber driver a 'youthful scamp,' I will set you on fire," - Boomhauer, probably. Here’s the TEA, fam: if Hank’s journey into modernity doesn't give us more chaotic old man rants than every boomer meme combined, I’ll eat my hat. Get ready for existential dread and cringe comedy all season long! 🔥🚀💥 Prediction: The final episode? HANK RUNS FOR MAYOR on a platform of "KEEP IT TRADITIONAL."💥💥 Watch out, world—this is gonna be a ride! Buckle up, or ya might get “propane'd”! 💣💥