🚨💀 ATTENTION ALL GORE LOVERS AND NIGHTMARE FUEL CONNOISSEURS! 💀🚨 If you thought Hulu was JUST another streaming service for binge-watching cute cat videos, THINK AGAIN! 🤡😱 They’ve got horror movies that will have you questioning all your life choices! Like, “Why did I watch THAT?!” 🎬 🔥🔥 STONKS in terror, fam! We got **Fede Álvarez's** *Alien: Romulus* (2024) – think little green men but make it SCARY af! 👽 Remember when you thought you could handle *28 Weeks Later*? Nah boo, you ain't ready for this ride! 🏃💨 But WAIT! There's more! David Cronenberg's *Crimes of the Future* is here to roast your eyeballs 🔥👀 like a marshmallow at a bonfire. Plus, check out *In A Violent Nature* (2024) if you’re into slasher flicks that make you rethink your entire existence. 😩🤖 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just wanted to make people cry, not this much,” said someone who totally exists. 😂 So grab your popcorn, pray for your soul, and brace yourself because **THIS IS FINE**—or is it? 🤔💀 👽🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Netflix will release *Golden Girls: Horror Edition* and it’ll be the scariest thing since your high school gym locker! 🍿🚀 #HorrorSweetHorror