🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Hulu is basically getting the Disney version of the electric chair💀! Bob Iger just dropped the bomb that by 2026, he’s gonna shove Hulu into Disney+ like it’s some awkward family reunion you can’t escape from! 🙃 Now, before you go full-on "this is fine" meme 😬, let’s talk about how they *claim* you can still subscribe to Hulu separately. But we all know how that ends up—like trying to keep your VHS collection alive in an Amazon era. Stonks? More like trash stonks📉💩! 👨‍💻“So, uh, how many subscriptions should we keep?” quoth a shadowy Disney dev, whispering in a dark corner of the Reddit hive. “All of them. The real money's in people forgetting what they signed up for!” 👀💰 So here's what I’m predicting: in a few years, Hulu will be that cousin you keep around just to make the family gatherings interesting, but nobody really wants to hang out with anymore. 🤷‍♂️ With Disney+ and Hulu merging, it’s basically the "Drake pointing" meme but in reverse: Hulu fans get ghosted while Disney+ users are like “YAS QUEEN!” 🚀✨ 🔥Get ready for a steaming hot take: in 2028, we’ll find Hulu back on its feet as Disney's guilty pleasure, and we'll all be rewatching old episodes of "The Mindy Project" while crying ourselves to sleep. Based or cringe? You decide, fam! 👑💔