🎃👻 HOLD UP, GHOSTS AND GHOULS! 💀👽 If you thought Hulu was just for binging re-runs of *The Office,* think again, fam! We’re diving head-first into the FRIGHTS of the streaming world where the real horror is the price of your Hulu subscription! 💸🏃‍♂️💨 🔥💀 Let’s get into the spooktacular lineup that’ll have you screaming louder than a toddler at a haunted house! First up, the ENTIRE Alien franchise—because who doesn’t wanna watch a Xenomorph throw down? 👽 And yes, it’s scarier than your last Tinder date. **Drake Pointing:** “Get that trash outta here. 👎” Next, 28 Weeks Later is here to remind us that the apocalypse is definitely a vibe! 🚀 Is it a metaphor for society today? 🤔 This is fine. If you’re in the mood for romance gone wrong (cue the sad violin), check out Fresh. 🥴✨ And let’s not forget Cuckoo—no one asked for a horror movie that sounds like my uncle’s dating life! 🌚✨ But seriously, these films are the stonks of horror 🤑, and if you’re not watching them, you’re missing the entire point of Halloween! 🎃👻 LEAKED Developer Quote: “We put horror in Hulu so people forget about their subscription fees.” 😂💀 💥HOT TAKE: By 2025, Hulu will secretly become a horror-themed dating app. “Swipe right for scares!” 💔👻💔