🚨💔 BREAKING: HubSpot’s stock just did the ultimate “hold my drink” move and dove off a cliff. 💀📉 No cap, the marketing wizard 🪄 dropped a spicy revenue report (shoutout to the earnings of $2.67 per share that made Wall Street go 😮), but the guidance for the next quarter was as exciting as a 7-hour PowerPoint presentation! This is fine. 🔥💸 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, did you see the stock?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Yeah, it’s like watching a toddler try to skate for the first time. Just full cringe. 🤡" The "Stonks" meme is looking less like a rocket ship now and more like a sad deflated balloon 🎈. HubSpot’s guidance got investors like Drake pointing: “I don’t wanna hear it, fam!” Also, while we're at it, remember when growth was the goal? 🌱 Now it’s just “let’s hope we don’t sink faster than the Titanic.” 🛳️💥 Hot take: In the next quarter, HubSpot’s new strategy will be to distract users with dog pics on their website. 🐶💻 Imagine the pivot! Fr fr, at this rate, they might just start offering 'therapy sessions' for confused investors. 🤪💰 If you’re not sharing this chaotic tech news, are you even alive? 🚀💥