🔥📱 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Huawei’s back with the Mate XTs, the trifold phone that's more stylish than your ex’s new partner! 🤡💅 Get ready for a phone that screams “I’m bougie and broke” with its purple pleather finish! Yes, you read that right—PLEATHER! 🤦‍♂️💜 But wait, there's more! This beauty comes with a stylus, so you can finally live out your Picasso fantasy while getting mad at TikTok for not loading! 😂🖊️ The screen’s a folded-up 10.2 inches of “I guess this is fine” 🙃, shrinking down like your will to live during a software update. And stonks alert 🚀🔼! Starting at just 17,999 yuan ($2,520)—👀 cheaper than that overpriced coffee you pretend to like! But don’t trip, it still costs a kidney. Kid-approved! (Just kidding, kids shouldn't buy phones, lol.) Leaked dev chat: Dev 1: “Can we keep the price high?” Dev 2: “Make it purple and they will come.” 🔥🔥 Hot take: The next big thing? A trifold that can fold into a full-on backpack! 🏃💨💼 **Prediction**: In 2025, all smartphones will come with a built-in coffee machine. 🔥☕ No cap!