🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! HTC JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE WEARABLES WAR! 💣🥽 Introducing the Vive Eagle: the only smart glasses that promise to make you look *fashion-foward* while simultaneously making your brain hurt from all the *AI-powered* shenanigans! 🤖✨ So basically, HTC saw Meta's Ray-Bans flexing their style points 💁‍♂️ and went, “Hold my boba tea, fam!” 🧋😩 The Vive Eagle has got an ultra-wide camera that can probably see your worst life decisions from 20 feet away! 🤳💀 And let’s not forget the open ear audio—it’s like having your ex whispering sweet nothings in one ear while the other one listens to you seethe about your Monday morning meeting! 🤢💼 "Looks promising, but also screams overpriced," said some *totally real* HTC dev who probably spends their lunch break contemplating life in code. 💻🌀 Just imagine the looks you'll get strutting into Starbucks looking ultra-sleek while your wallet cries for help! 💸 But hold up 🤨, they're only launching this vibe in Taiwan? Cope harder, other countries! 🙄 Stonks are going up for Taiwanese eyeglasses manufacturers #Blessed 🙌. 🔥🌍🔥 So here’s my THOUGHTICISM: Vive Eagle is gonna flop harder than my last Tinder date, but hey, at least you’ll look good doing it! 🤡💔 Remember, you saw it here first, folks! Buckle up for the meme-ocalypse! 🌌💥 #HTC #ViveEagle #ThisIsFine