🚨💥 **Breaking News:** HPE Juniper just dropped some “agentic AI” like it’s the golden snitch of IT operations!! 🧙‍♂️✨ But hold up, fam—are we really about to believe this whole “simplifying operations” thing when only 5% of AI projects are succeeding?! 🤡💀 Listen, MIT just served the tea ☕—95% of generative AI projects flopped harder than last year’s TikTok dance trends. Why? Because using AI like a magic wand without a plan is the tech equivalent of trying to charge your phone with a potato. 🥔🔌 “Bro, just make AI do everything!” said one imaginary developer, probably while seething in front of his three-monitor setup. 😤🔥 Like, can we get an F in the chat for businesses hoping for miracle solutions?? Cap or no cap? It’s totally cringe! 🙈 But hey, when HPE drops new tech, it’s always a gamble 🤷‍♂️—let’s just hope this isn’t another episode of *This Is Fine* while our servers are on fire. 🐶🔥 **🔥🧠 Hot Take:** In 2024, the only AI we’re gonna need is one that automatically mutes Zoom calls during billion-dollar meetings. Y’all can thank me later! 💰✌️ #Stonks #BasedMemes #AIorDie