🚨🔔 Tech Fam, grab your keyboards and blast those hot takes because HP just went from “beep boop" to “womp womp” in record time! 🤡💔 🎉🍾 **HP’s Q4 revenue flexed a 4% YOY gain, strutting in at a snazzy $14.6B.** 🤑💰 But WAIT! Before you start stonking, they forecast profits for FY 2026 that are lower than my expectations for 2023. THAT’S a yikes. 😬💸 🧠💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we were the printer kings, but turns out we’re just the job-slashing squad now. *insert sad trombone*” 🚪👋 So what’s the game plan? HP is cutting 4,000-6,000 jobs — just in time for a “let’s see how quickly we can crank the productivity down to ZERO!” challenge. **#ThisIsFine** 🔥🔥 HPQ’s stock is already plummeting like my hopes for a decent Windows update, dropping over 5% after hours. 💀📉 Drake is definitely not pointing to HP in this scenario; he’s more like *nah, fam, I’m outta here*. 💔🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: **In 2028, HP’s “new” marketing campaign will just be printing job loss notices.** "We make printers, not jobs!" 🤖💼 Share if you’re here for this meme-fueled chaos! 💥💃 #HPQDrama