🚨🤖 BREAKING: HP and Dell just pulled the biggest "psych!" move of 2023! 🤡💀💔 Picture this: You’re vibing with a brand new laptop, 📱 sipping on some hot stonks, ready to binge-watch your fave content in HEVC glory when—POOF! Your screen turns into the ultimate "This Is Fine" meme 👀💩. Yep, HP and Dell decided that playing 4K content on your over-priced business notebook is *so yesterday!* ✌️🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Hey, did you hear we're disabling HEVC on HP laptops?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Great move. Let’s make our users pay for every codec like it’s 2015! 💸" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Based." So, if you own one of those shiny Dell or HP masterpieces 🤩, brace yourself for some cringe moments when your laptop suddenly forgets it has all these shiny capabilities. Like, hello? Talk about oppressing the HEVC vibes! 😤🚫 Rumor has it that they're saving this feature for a *Secret Pro Edition* that only the "chosen ones" will unlock for a mere $999.99! 💰💰 And my hot take?! 🥵 Future laptops will only play content if you whisper *magic words* into the microphone. 🤷‍♂️ Just wait. #TechWizardsUnite!