🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: How to Become a Super Spy with a Burner Phone!** 🔥🚨 Dudes, wanna vanish like a Whack-a-Mole at an arcade? 🎮💨 Introducing the ultimate guide to burner phones, because using your grandma’s old flip phone is soooo 2008, am I right? 🥴📞 Step 1: **Get the Phone** – You don’t need a Time Machine, fam. Just hit up eBay or the nearest gas station. Just make sure it’s from someone who doesn’t look like they just escaped a horror movie set. 😱💀 Step 2: **Activate That Bad Boy** – You thought setting up a new phone was cringe? Nah fam, it’s like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. 🤹‍♂️ “But what if people find out I’m a total spy?” 🤔 - Developer said this in a dream I had. Step 3: **Use It Wisely** - Remember, your burner is like a secret boyfriend—keep it low-key. No pics on the ‘Gram. 🚫📸 Now, here’s the tea ☕: Once you’re all set, you’ll feel like the main character in a spy thriller! 💥🥳 But watch out! If you’re using it to text your ex, fam... *this is fine* 🦸‍♂️🔥. Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release the iBurner—a phone so secret it deletes itself if it doesn’t hear the phrase "I'm not a spy" every hour. Stonks? 📈💰 Share this gem or else your burner phone will get wrecked! 🎉🤖💥 #BurnBabyBurner