🚨💥 LISTEN UP, iPhone users! 😱 Your *smart* phone just got a little... *smarter*. No cap, it’s got a WHITE NOISE function! 💀✨ That's right, your phone is about to become your new zen BFF, helping you chill while drowning out your chaotic existence. 🤡 🔊💤 Who needs a fancy white noise machine that costs more than your lunch when you can just call Siri and say, “Hey, girl, make me some soothing ocean waves”? 🌊🐠 OMG, this is next-level budgeting! “Stonks” are through the roof, or at least they would be if anyone cared about white noise machines. 🤷‍♂️ 👶🤔 And for you stressed-out parents out there – use that iPhone to turn your kid into a mini sleep guru. Forget lullabies; just blast some white noise and watch them drift off faster than a new iPhone 15 drops in price! 💰💸 “Bro, I use it for studying, too,” said no one ever before this article. 🙄 But now? Galaxy brain activated! 🧠💥 😤🔥 FINAL TAKE: In a world where tech companies keep making *useless* upgrades, we’ve finally found the ONE feature that helps us escape the painful reality of adulting. In 2024, they’re going to add ALARMING WHITE NOISE to wake you up with panic instead of tranquility. I'm calling it now! 🚀🔥🤖 Get ready to seethe, haters!