🚨💰💀 **BREAKING RECESSION NEWS** 💀💰🚨 Y’all ready for the next economic rollercoaster? 🎢💵 ‘Cause it’s about to get wild! Here’s the tea: the economy is like that one friend who says they’re fine while the house is on fire – *this is fine* 👀🔥. 🔍💡Let’s dive into the top 5 tips to PREPARE, NOT PANIC (like you doing the “Drake pointing” meme at a savings account). Trust me, you don't wanna be that person fruitlessly swiping left on bill collectors! 💔💸 1. **Stash That Cash!** 💰 – No cap, like it's a meme stash! Think of it as your emergency fund, but more secure than a Zoom call with grandma 😂. 2. **Invest Like a Boss** 📈 – Get in on the stonks, fam! ‘Cause watching your money grow is ALWAYS better than just scrolling TikTok! #FOMO 3. **Reduced Tariffs?** 🚫💸 – That’s cute! But tariffs are like your ex; they never really go away. 4. **Learn a Skill** 🤓 – Find something you can make money from, stat! Don’t be that guy saying “I’m into crypto!” in a recession. 🙅‍♂️ 5. **Stay in the Know** 🧠 – Subscribe to meme news for economic updates (obviously)! Because Ignorance = Seethe 💀🚀. Leaked Quote from “the guy who knows a guy”: *“I’m just here for the memes, bro. But also, I’m saving up for a bunker.”* 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: If you don’t prepare, 2024 might be the Year of the "Broke Millennials" meme IRL! 🤡💀