🚨📰 BREAKING: How to Make Google Your Personal The Verge Delivery Service! 🍔🥡💥 Have you ever searched for something on Google and thought, “🍕 These results are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine”? Fr fr, we’ve all been there. But fear not, fellow internet explorers! 🚀✨ In a world where Google is changing faster than a TikTok dance trend, you can make sure The Verge appears in your search results with just a *snaps fingers* few clicks! 🤖💃🕺 Yup, you heard it right! Just select The Verge as your preferred source, and boom! 📈 Stonks 🚀 But wait, there’s more! Did you know that customizing your search is the digital equivalent of upgrading from a flip phone to the latest iPhone? 🥵📱🔥 Here’s the play: Click the link (or just Google it, it doesn’t matter anymore), select the checkbox for The Verge, and BOOM – you’re in the 1% of search results! 🎉💰 And here’s a leak from an imaginary developer friend, “Honestly, we just want to be the chosen ones, like Anakin but less cringe.” 🥴😵 Hot take: In 2024, Google will have a feature that auto-inserts The Verge articles into your brain while you sleep. Sleep-Search™ is coming, fam! 😴🤯💥 END OF THREAD! 🧵💀