🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Pixel 10 Event is about to be LIT!!! 🔥🧨 So, grab your popcorn, fam 🍿, because Google is throwing a Pixel party BIGGER than your auntie’s casserole dish! 🎉 This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for (if you’re into slightly better versions of the same phone) 🤡. Mark your calendars for August 20 at 1PM ET—or risk losing your chance to say, “I TOLD YOU so!” when they unveil the next *big* (read: slightly upgraded) thing 📆🤖. 💤💤 *Yawn, but wait!* Rumor has it that Google’s Tensor G5 processor is gonna be so power-efficient, your phone might just run itself on coffee and vibes! ☕️⚡️ And guess what? The base Pixel 10 is GETTING a 5x telephoto lens! 😱 No more “sorry, I can’t see you from this far away” moments; just gotta adjust your social awkwardness level. LEAKED Dev Quote: 🗣 “Pretty sure the Pixel 10 will come pre-loaded with ‘Why do I need this?’ app!” - A Totally Real Google Developer 👀 BUT WAIT, they’re also adding Qi2 magnetic charging. Because who doesn’t want their phone to charge with magnets?! 💁‍♂️✨ #Stonks💰 Final hot take: Prepare for Pixel 10's surprise feature—an inflatable screen, because why not?! 🤯💨 Stay tuned—this is gonna be a wild ride, folks! 🚀💖 #ThisIsFine