🎉📱Alriiiight fam, gather ‘round! It’s time for the Samsung Unpacked Event!!! 🚀🔥 Get ready to watch the drama unfold as Samsung drops the Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 like they’re hot potatoes! 🥔💥 (Or like 6s, because who even remembers them? 😂) You know your phone's gonna fold more than my willpower at a buffet. Mark your calendars, folks, because this SHINDIG is happening today—and honestly, your therapy bills are about to spike, because there’s no way this event isn’t loaded with leaks! 😲💦 Unleash those “overwhelmingly underwhelmed” feelings as the *new* Galaxy Watch 8 rolls in like "I was here one week ago!" 🕒💔 👀💔 But wait! Here’s how to tune in: You can catch the live chaos on CNET’s blog and have fun watching all the tech writers sob into their keyboard as nothing is as cool as the MacBook Air. 🥲💻💔 🗣️ IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we’re just repackaging the same tech and charging you an extra grand. But hey, #Stonks, right?” 💸🤡 🔥 Hot take: By 2025 we’re all gonna be using pocket-sized AI assistants that fold themselves into a paper airplane, and honestly, that’s the future we need! So strap in, folks—this is gonna be TURBULENT! 💣💬 #SamsungUnpacked2023 #Cringe.