🎬🔥Ladies and gents, hold onto your popcorn and your sanity because the “Drop” is about to shred your couch and your expectations! 🤡💀 🚨🧠 From the mind of Christopher “I’ve Got More Twists Than Your Favorite TikTok Dance” Landon, and the spooky geniuses over at Blumhouse (you know, the folks who made M3GAN, aka your new best friend who can kill you), we’re getting a “solidly fun” thriller that’s ready to make your date night an absolute *wholesome* vibe check. 💩💔 ✨ *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to create a movie that was like a rollercoaster but also a calming yoga session - *you know, psychological horror with a zen twist*.” 🧘‍♂️💫 Starring Meghann “Queen of the Deranged” Fahy and Brandon “Can I Live?” Sklenar, this duo is about to make you question your life choices while you munch on stale popcorn 🍿. And if you missed it in theaters *no cap*, now’s your chance to break out your inner couch potato 🥔🔥. 🔮 Prediction: This movie is either going to be a masterpiece of chaotic energy or make you wish you could unsee it while scrolling through TikTok for the 1000th time. *Coupes are gonna seethe, fr fr*. *Get ready to stream like it’s 2099, people!* 🚀💰 #StonksOrStinks