🚨 YOUTUBE TV VS. DISNEY: THE EPIC SHOWDOWN OF "WHO CAN SCREW THE VIEWERS HARDER?" 🚨💥💰 Step right up, folks! If you thought "The Hunger Games" was wild, wait until you see YouTube TV flexing its *mighty* $20 credit while ESPN and ABC ghost your living room like an ex at a party. No cap, they’ve been MIA since October 30, and it's all because Disney wants to milk those stonks like a cash cow 🐄💸!! We’ve got analysts screaming that Disney is bleeding **$4 MILLION A DAY** 🤯—I mean, if only they could just turn it into a new Marvel movie, am I right? 🎬 But instead, they’re stuck in negotiations that make your uncle’s tribal tattoo look like a quick doodle! 🖊️✨ In a stunning leaked conversation, Disney's CFO Hugh Johnston was overheard saying, “We’re ready to go as long as they want to,” while munching on a big ol' slice of *fancy cheese* that probably costs more than your car 🚗🧀. Meanwhile, YouTube's like, “Nah fam, we ain't paying for that cringe.” 😂 But here’s the hot take, folks—if this keeps up, we'll all be watching reruns of *Dancing with the Stars* on VHS just for our fix of cringe! 📼🤡 So strap in, because this meme war is just getting started, and we might end up with a subscription model where we pay $100 for silence! *YA YEET!* 🚀🔥😂