🚨💰💀 BREAKING NEWS: HOW TO GET WINDOWS 10 EXTENDED SECURITY UPDATES FOR 🍕FREE🍕 (without selling your soul to the Microsoft overlords)! 👀🤖🔥 Listen up, fam! 😤 Are you tired of paying that *$30* fee to keep your ancient Windows 10 safe from the cyber-wolves lurking in the shadows? 🤖🐺💰 *DRAKE POINTING* to affordable solutions! Leaked chat from some sad Microsoft dev: “What if we just… gave it away for free? 😳” And another one: “After years of being a cash cow, our users deserve *something*.” But here’s the kicker – 🥁 there’s always a catch! 💼 You thought you could just slide into free security updates like your ex into your DMs? Nah, fam, you gotta jump through hoops like a cat meme chasing a laser pointer! 🐱💨🔦 Basically, your options are: take a chatty midnight call with customer service, or bribe your friend with pizza to convince them to let you borrow their license. 🍕😤 *Based* options, tbh, but you gotta be slick about it. This isn't eBay; ain't no chit-chat here! *Seethe* if you think I'll pay. Hot take: In 5 years, Microsoft will release Windows 11 with a "pay-per-update" plan, and the only security you'll get is a coupon for a fruit basket. 🍎🍌 STONKS 💸 💀 Share this chaos! 👏🚀 #WindowsWarriors #TechMemeMadness